Vaguely Related Review: Ansell Touchscreen Gloves
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 04/19/15 at 02:29 PM CT
Do you live where it gets cold during certain times of the year? Maybe you live in the desert where it gets bitterly cold every night? Maybe you just live in the Midwest where the weather can’t make up its mind whether to be Summer or Winter?
Presumably, no matter where you live, you own a touchscreen device of some sort (unless you’re Amish). Bitter cold temperatures and the bare fingers typically required to operate our modern smartphones and tablet computers don’t go well together. Fumbling with a touchscreen device with Winter gloves or mittens is a recipe for disaster via cold glass shattering on the frozen ground after inevitably dropping the thing, whereas foregoing hand protection is an invitation for frostbite at the worst, generalized discomfort and misery at the best.
Worry not, touchscreen owners living in cold environs! Ansell has you covered with their line of touchscreen-treated gloves. I received a pair for Christmas, and have finally had ample time to …
PC Gaming: Old Arguments vs. New Truths
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 04/12/15 at 03:51 PM CT
It wasn’t too long ago that I was fervently anti-PC when it came to gaming. I had a plethora of reasons for hating the PC format when compared side-by-side with the console format that had stood, unassailable since the 1990s. Sure, I would occasionally acquiesce in order to play a really great D&D game that was PC-only, but for the most part I wanted nothing to do with PC gaming.
Then the 7th Generation happened. Consoles started becoming more PC-like and PC started becoming more console-like to the point where I find the two formats to be the same thing. And out of the five competing gaming platforms of the 8th Generation (PS4, XBONE, WiiU, Android Microconsoles, and PC), the only one that hasn’t left be with a feeling of complete disgust and disdain is PC.
Yet somehow, among the masses who have purchased an 8th Gen console and actually seem to enjoy it, the same old, tired, obsolete arguments against PC gaming are still making the rounds. Why does such misinformation …
Backlog: The Embiggening - April, 2015
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 04/04/15 at 01:12 PM CT
The Fools are out in full-force this April, buying up every remastered game they can get their paws on. Unfortunately for the rest of us, the Fools and their habits have resulted in a month that is completely dominated by remasters and ports. The only upside is that we are, once again, spared the sting of licensed shovelware.
Jumping right into the ports and remasters, the PS4 and XBONE are each getting one PC game: “Tropico 5” for Sony and “State of Decay” for Microsoft. Both 8th Gen copycats are also getting “The Golf Club,” in case their owners were pining for some last-gen download-only ball-beating. PC is getting the formerly console-exclusive release of “Grand Theft Auto 5” (which has no hype anymore, at least), as well as an ‘Omega Edition’ of a mobile phone game, “Out There.” The 3DS is getting a port of last-gen’s most acclaimed RPG, “Xenoblade Chronicles,” while almost everyone is getting a complete edition rehash of “Dark Souls …
“Bloodborne:” The Abomination Beloved by Meta-Critic and the Cult of From
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 03/29/15 at 05:57 PM CT
This week the PlayStation 4 was taken by storm by From Software releasing the same game they’ve been releasing over and over and over since 1995. The insufferable Masocore fanbase has been hyping it and praising it since the first screens leaked, despite the fact that “Bloodborne” is nothing more than an 8th Gen rehash of “King’s Field,” one of the very first PlayStation 1 games ever developed. “King’s Field” also happens to be the first PlayStation game I ever played at a demo station at Game Guy in Manhattan, Kansas… and it was the game that had me backing the Nintendo 64 until Squaresoft announced that ‘Final Fantasy’ was moving to PlayStation.
What is truly baffling about the love for From Software’s ever-turning wheel of awful action/“RPGs” is that “King’s Field” and its sequels were never a big deal back when they were released. Interestingly, it seems that there has been some sort of concerted effort amongst new-gen From Software fanboys …
Nintendo + DeNA: What Might the Future Hold?
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 03/22/15 at 03:22 PM CT
Earlier this week, Nintendo President, Satoru Iwata, gave an hour-long press conference in Japan announcing three major changes for the struggling Japanese game-maker.
1. Nintendo will partner with DeNA – one of Japans biggest and most popular mobile portal and e-commerce operators – for its online services. This partnership will result in a new membership service to replace the recently-discontinued Club Nintendo.
2. Through this partnership with DeNA, Nintendo will begin developing games for mobile phone (a.k.a., smart device) platforms. These mobile games will leverage Nintendo IPs, but will never be direct ports or emulations, since Nintendo understands the massive control scheme difference between controllers and touchscreens.
3. Nintendo is creating a hardware successor for the WiiU, codenamed “NX.”
These announcements come at a time when Nintendo is clearly running last in the console wars and has been struggling to remain relevant in the minds of most …
Nintendo and Checklist Gameplay: A Dangerous Affair
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 03/15/15 at 02:20 PM CT
There has been a disturbing trend in the games appearing on Nintendo’s struggling WiiU console. Where, in many cases, there were once cohesive story/campaign modes, engaging single-player content has now been replaced with a large number of disjointed little tasks. I like to call this newer style of game design “Checklist” gameplay because the games that employ it amount to little more than presenting the player with a list of discreet tasks and giving them a star/medal/badge/whatever for completing each task.
Checklist Gameplay also closely resembles one of the more insidious and banal trends of the 7th Generation: Achievements. It is surprising that Nintendo, despite expressing no interest in an overarching and all-inclusive Achievement/Trophy system like those employed by Live, Steam, and PSN, has decided to transform so many of its first-party franchises into little more than Achievement hunts.
Recently, I have been sorely disappointed with “Super Smash Bros. for …
Review Round-Up: Winter 2014
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 03/06/15 at 12:15 PM CT
Welcome back to another installment of the MeltedJoystick Review Round-Up. Here’s what our staff has reviewed since last time:
Nelson’s Reviews:
This long, cold, lonely Winter was good to me, as I was able to play through a sizeable portion of my backlog (yet it hasn’t really gotten any smaller…). I was quite pleased to be able to hand out two perfect scores and one almost-perfect score this quarter (along with a variety of other, lower numbers). Running into excellent titles like these is what keeps me gaming even when overwhelming amounts of crap are flooding the market.
“Hyrule Warriors” – 3/5
“Fallout 2” – 4/5
“BioShock Infinite” – 5/5
“Reus” – 2.5/5
“Shadowgate: 25th Anniversary Remaster” – 4.5/5
“Super Smash Bros. for WiiU” – 3.5/5
“Dust: An Elysian Tail” – 5/5
“Giana Sisters: Twisted Dreams” – 2.5/5
“The Cave” – 4/5
“Millennium: A New Hope” – 4/5
“From Dust” – 2/5
“BioShock 2” – …
Playstation 4: The First 100 (Give or Take) Days
Chris Kavan - wrote on 03/05/15 at 08:17 PM CT
While I wasn't gung-ho about jumping into the new generation of gaming systems, I was presented with a deal I couldn't pass up and wound up with a brand new Playstation 4. The Nintendo WiiU has been fun, but nothing I was dying to get. The PS4 was likewise on my "somewhere down the road" list, but I was willing to give it time. That being said, after jumping in, have played (or am playing) two of the most highly-regarded games - Shadow of Mordor and Dragon Age: Inquisition. One will also note they are both cross-platform games.
There is nothing wrong with the PS4 - graphics-wise, it is certainly a beast. But I have never been one to hang my hat on how good graphics are (as seen my my less-than-stellar PC setup). However, at this time, it may be the most impressive thing about the system. Exclusives? Thus far they have been few and far between - Knack and Infamous: Second Son both launched with the system - though both were somewhat successful, neither were overwhelmingly good - …
Backlog: The Embiggening - March, 2015
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 02/28/15 at 04:06 PM CT
Winter is officially over, but it sure doesn’t feel like it when temperatures are still frigid and so much of the United States is still covered in a thick blanket of never-melting snow. What kind of games will Spring bring to warm us up? Probably a hot, steaming load of manure!
There is surprisingly little shovelware coming in March. There’s a new ‘LEGO Ninjago’ game hitting both handhelds (the Vita and 3DS for those not paying attention) and a new annual release for “MLB: The Show.”
There are a few more ports and remasters than there are bits of shovelware, serving only to pad out the release numbers without adding anything new. The PS3 and Xbox 360 are having two compilation bundles dropped on their moldering corpses: The “Ultimate Action Triple Pack,” which contains “Just Cause 2,” “Sleeping Dogs,” and the rebooted “Tomb Raider,” along with the “Ultimate Stealth Triple Pack,” which contains the rebooted “Thief,” “Hitman: Absolution,” …
Should Nintendo Do Like Sega? The Final Word.
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 02/22/15 at 02:53 PM CT
Nintendo, the developer/publisher/hardware maker that single-handedly saved gaming in North America during the 1980s has not been doing well lately. And by “lately” I mean “Since 1998.” With the exception of the Wii – the success of which now seems much more like a fluke, in the same manner as a viral video, than a repeatable formula for success – Nintendo has been struggling along since the N64, propelled primarily by their own first-party software and the legions of fanboys who think the company can do no wrong.
Unfortunately, it seems that everyone who isn’t a Nintendo fanboy is some sort of militant anti-Nintendo hater. The anti-Nintendo camp primarily relies on single-word arguments such as “kiddie,” “casual,” or “milking” to explain why Nintendo should just go out of business already instead of releasing consoles like the Gamecube or WiiU that don’t really have any third-party games. Of course, when the anti-Nintendo crowd talks about …
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