Nelson Schneider's Game Reviews on MeltedJoystick

Game Reviewed	Type	Rating
Battletoads (2020) - Butthole Turds	Full	1.5/5	View
Door Kickers: Action Squad - Gimme Summa Dat Sweet Police Brutality	Full	4.5/5	View
Biomutant - Post Fur-Pocalypse	Full	4.0/5	View
Dragon Quest Builders 2 - Quality of Life	Full	4.5/5	View
Journey to the Savage Planet - One-Shot Wonder	Full	4.5/5	View
Wasteland 3 - The Definitive Post-Nuclear RPG	Full	4.5/5	View
Daemon X Machina - Ew, Someone Got Weeb All Over This 'Armored Core'	Full	3.5/5	View
Earthlock - Festival of Boredom	Full	2.5/5	View
Override: Mech City Brawl - Let’s Get Ready to Stumble!	Full	3.0/5	View
SolSeraph - ActLowerer	Full	3.0/5	View
ActRaiser - Theology 101	Full	4.5/5	View
ActRaiser Renaissance - Subtraction by Addition	Full	4.0/5	View
The Outer Worlds - Private Space Travel for ___ and Profit	Full	3.5/5	View
Cris Tales - Systemic Mediocrity	Full	3.0/5	View
Warframe - Grindframe. Bugframe. Somehow Funframe?	Full	4.0/5	View
Immortals: Fenyx Rising - A Modern Legend	Full	4.5/5	View
Boot Hill Bounties - And Now for the Main Course…	Full	4.0/5	View
Pathfinder: Kingmaker - Balance, Schmalance	Full	2.0/5	View
Borderlands 3 - Best of the Bunch	Full	4.0/5	View
Horizon: Zero Dawn - The Plain Oatmeal of Open-Worlds	Full	3.5/5	View
World of Final Fantasy - Ugly-Cute Façade Hides Great Gameplay	Full	4.0/5	View
ReCore - Sicks Tee Fore	Full	3.0/5	View
I Am Setsuna - I Am Bored	Full	2.5/5	View
Assassin's Creed Origins - Rough Prototype	Full	4.0/5	View
Boot Hill Heroes - It’s Episodic…	Full	3.5/5	View

Nelson Schneider's Game Reviews