Full Game Reviews
Rating of
1/5
It Stinks!
Chris Kavan - wrote on 04/12/2015
I refuse to glorify this with a normal review so I will give you my impression: despite being a low-budget beat 'em up, I was at least expecting this to be a little fun. However, from the moment we "started" in that it took multiple tries for us to even load the game so all four people could play - and my frustration was already high - the actual game is no less frustrating. It's concept is taken from far better material and the effect is equal parts tedious and lame. The design is terrible, the mechanics are bad and the few levels we managed to play were bland. Thrown in a escort mission, items you can buy and then immediately lose and leveling system that is largely extraneous - nothing in this game left me with a good taste in my mouth. In fact, I would say this is probably the worst …
Rating of
1/5
This Fart is Solid.
Nelson Schneider - wrote on 03/11/2015
I love orcs. I’m also always on the lookout for multi-player games that the whole MJ crew can play together. When “Orc Attack: Flatulent Rebellion” was first revealed, we all thought it looked like a reasonably entertaining throwaway title that we could buy on PSN for a couple weeks of coop diversion. Unfortunately, “Orc Attack” was delayed over TWO YEARS, leading us to believe that it had died on the vine. Such a death would have actually been a mercy to the game and its developers, as the resultant product is nothing but an embarrassment.
Presentation
“Orc Attack” is okay to look at, but clearly has little art direction behind it. Stages and enemies all look like pre-packaged sample material that came with the Unreal Engine. While the titular Orcs are well animated, …
